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You know that little snot nose punk brother/cousin that you’ve always wanted to beat the shit out of? Well, give him a chance to be famous, use him for his newly acquired riches after his successful debut as an actor in what should be a dope music video, then beat the shit out of him. And he will thank you for it. Follow the link….
http://www.three21media.com/?p=1141
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Asher gets comedy points for this one
Fuck vowels. Wh nds thm rght?
“At first I was all like, there’s no I in nano blogging, but like, yea there is…”
Funny that Cudi would volunteer to do this track since he has literally been buggin out lately! I mean who the fuck claims he is gonna leave hip hop after signing a zillion dollar deal to to run around on stage an vomit words out his mouth that happen to rhyme! I mean we might be in a recession but America is still fuckin great!
Jacked off Channel Three/21
So, basically Rik Cordero asked me, Hustle Crow, to be his Bentley Fonzworth or in other words entertain all of yall while he gets to look all cool and shit with his famous ass rapper friends. I obliged, cause yo, I’m thinkin maybe I can spin off a record deal with Yeezy and a show on MTV like that tap dancing mother fucker did. Anyway, I said to Rik, “So Mr. Artsy Video Fucker, how do you want me to entertain these online sons-a-bitches?” and he says “Hustle, do you my dude! Each week I will send you some Three/21 videos, both old and new and you just write what you think.” I thought about it for a while and eventually came to the conclusion that I literally have nothing better to do since shitting on cars has started to lose its novelty.
Now here is the real kicker, for the first video “Shake Up” by Kilsy. Rik fucking sends me what I initially think are outtakes from an old season of The Real World, but turns out to be an actual video that Rik shot for some cute singer (in a Katy Perry way) named Kilsy, not to be confused with Kinsey that creepy dude that studied sex in the 40’s. This video truly looks like MTV asked Rik to direct an episode of The Real World Williamsburg, but Rik and his Three/21 team fucked around and got everyone high on ecstasy including themselves.
One thing that is clearly amazing about this video is the bird’s eye camera angle that seems to bob up and down over the crowd. It was at this time during the video that things became oddly familiar to me, since this is generally the perspective from which I see things. Another thing I happened to see is that a common line in this song is “ohh how it feels” and to me this video “feels” like Rik Cordero captured a hipster aesthetic in ’05 before motherfuckers even knew they were hipsters. Once again Rik shows his visionary ability, even though its somewhat masked by all the sweaty Levi’s clad people gyrating about while transparently showing viewers that they are nervously counting the beat in their heads. Ohh wait, isn’t that what most white people call dancing?
See this post on Rik’s new site: http://www.three21media.com/
“A CNBC ORIGINAL, “NEWBOS: THE RISE OF AMERICA’S NEW BLACK OVERCLASS,” ANCHORED BY LEE HAWKINS, EXAMINES A GENERATION OF SELF-MADE YOUNG BLACK MULTI-MILLIONAIRES PREMIERING TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24 Lebron James, Torii Hunter, Terrell “T.O.” Owens, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Wyclef Jean, Lil’ Wayne and the Williams Brothers of Cash Money Records, Kirk Franklin, And Bob Johnson Are Featured”
This show seems like it should be positive, however, there are a lot of pitfalls in these episodes that lead me to ask the question “should we be debating whether or not this is positive press for the black community?” I mean for Christ sake, they profiled Baby on this god damn show. He fucking brags about the 500K he has sitting in his damn teeth, I bet Warren Buffet is wondering how that broke black guy got on an entrepreneur show!
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Apparently, the music industry is suffering so much, that record execs have decided to consolidate…..southern rappers.
Introducing : Gorilla Flo, or Flo Zoe
Dude on the bottom is Flo-Rida for the people that used to take the short bus to high school.
Damn this video makes me wish I migrated down south to Miami this winter! Errrbody needs to fallback off Rawse, he makes great sogs, I don’t give and F if he is who he says he is. This shit is entertainment not a documentary on who is the hardest mother on the block. If it was I would be 5 times platinum, ya dig me?!
Stolen from Nahright.com
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Uhh ohh, this ish is fire! Wish I made the trip to see him but the head winds were to strong to fly this weekend!
Courtesy of www.thedailykush.com
Watch this trailer, I implore you, it will be the best thing you look at all day!
